A message to Nascar

June 21st, 2008

Not a truck race
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This is not a truck race.

A truck race.
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THIS is a truck race.

I’m glad we could clear this up and I trust that in 2009 I’ll be watching the newly renamed “Nascar Craftsman Little wussy cars with the back cut off so they sort of resemble pick ups Championship”.

Ta.

Things I hate #4

June 13th, 2008

People who walk up to a bunch of people clearly waiting at the crossing and then press the button as if none of the 20+ people standing at the side of the road are that smart. Clearly they think all these people have been standing there for a couple of days wondering why the car things aren’t stopping for them and believes himself to be a samaritan of sorts, bravely descrypting the user interface of a one button crossing for the benefit of his fellow man.

Twat.

Bonus points for the guy who does the same but at a crossing where 2 roads meet and the lights will change regardless of whether the button is pushed at all or even if any humans or cars are even present.

Scientology is an evil dangerous brainwashing cult

June 13th, 2008

If embedding fails like a Scientologist at an e-meter, Go here

Interesting piece from More 4 News on Police arrested protesters by falsely using a law designed for no such thing, just for claiming Scientology is a cult, which it of course, is.

Given most “Modern” terrorism is, or more accurately is spun to be, religious in nature, how long before they’re holding these people for 42 days instead? After all, they don’t need any law or evidence to do so.

Viewers wishing to test that water may be interested in this note for tomorrow.

City: London, UK
Meet-up Location: Queen Victoria Street, near Blackfriars Station
Meet-up Time: 10.00
Protest Location: QVS, moving to Tottenham Court Road (Goodge Street Station)
Protest Time: 10am for QVS, moving to TCR at 1pm-2pm
URL with more information:
Notes: Tube stations are manned by Scientologists with cameras. Mask up on the tube before you get there - TFL don’t mind too much.

If you’ve somehow failed to live in London, consult one of the fine locations listed here…

June 14th global protest directory

A brief list of excellent people

June 11th, 2008

????????Diane Abbott
Richard Burden
Katy Clark
Harry Cohen
Frank Cook
Jeremy Corbyn
Jim Cousins
Andrew Dismore
Frank Dobson
David Drew
Paul Farrelly
Mark Fisher
Paul Flynn
Neil Gerrard
Ian Gibson
Roger Godsiff
John Grogan
Dai Havard
Kate Hoey
Kelvin Hopkins
Glenda Jackson
Lynne Jones
Peter Kilfoyle
Andrew MacKinlay
Bob Marshall-Andrews
John McDonnell
Michael Meacher
Julie Morgan
Chris Mullin
Douglas Naysmith
Gordon Prentice
Linda Riordan
Alan Simpson
Emily Thornberry
David Winnick
Mike Wood

For those who don’t know, those are the Labour MPs that ignored their escaped mental patient of a leader and voted no on detaining people for 42 days because they look at you funny.

Headline of the day

May 6th, 2008

#1 in a series of probably 1.

“Downing St stands by rubbish tax”

Good to know, are they as quick to defend the good ones?

Things I hate #3

May 4th, 2008

People who are so nervous about driving at night that they brake hard any time anything confusing happens.

Like a car coming the other way.

No Overall Control

May 2nd, 2008

I want to start a political party called “No Overall Control”.

I bet I get at least one council seat before people catch on.

It’s nearly May

April 30th, 2008

Where did that come from?

Oh just fuck off

March 8th, 2008

“Oh look you’ve had a girl go missing yes, everyone send in information about MADDIE, MADDIE, MADDIE, MADDIE’S STILL MISSING…oh and your one too I suppose.”“Oh she’s dead. BUT MADDIE ISN’T REMEMBER MADDIE! MADDIE! MADDIE! but yes yours is very sad too MADDIE!”It’s even in the fucking “Search for maddie” section on the BBC.

Alcohol vs Smoking

March 8th, 2008

And now that smoking is banned in pubs and (effectively) in most advertising, including most of Formula One, people rebelling against it are using the excuse that “Alcohol is worse than smoking and you allow that!”. This is of course, rot, alcohol has no heath effects, only alcohol abuse does, whereas a single cigarette is a heath detriment to you and everyone within 5 metres. I’ve yet to see a single case of passive drinking.

The reason I bring this up today though is that these two stories appeared on the BBC News site.

A third of of some childhood illnesses are caused by parents smoking. In addition, children of smoking parents are three times more likely to get lung cancer in their lives

Moderate alcohol use reduces heart disease risk by the best part of half

Bad Alcohol!